Here’s a photo post-workout from this morning (posted almost in real time). You probably can’t tell a difference, but to me there’s a huge change — and just so it’s clear, I HATE working out more than maybe anything else in the entire universe…But alas, it must be done. At the moment, I’m focusing exclusively on abs, because that seems to be the biggest bitch of them all. Slowly seeing more and more definition, but trying to mix up the routines as much as possible, so I don’t “hit a plateau” [I even think work-out terms are  annoying as fuck].

I figured I’d post this photo just to get the ball rolling on the nudity + to get the first one out of the way. OK, now the best part about forcing myself to work out: smoothies!!!!!!!!!X

[Also in this photo, you will probably notice the boring/stupid/uneven haircut I recently gave myself. That, too, was a must, because I'm going to start experimenting with mohawks really soon (real ones...not the kind pretentious hipsters like to sport these days).]